Friday, December 10, 2004

Working for da man


Thursday, December 09, 2004

Making it easy for police


Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Double trouble

It's bad enough my son is emailing his "friends." Imagine how I flipped out when I read my son used a South Korean ID! Holy fucking shit. What does a man have to do to lay out a succession?

This is really starting to piss me off. And you wonder why I don't want to talk.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Modern parenting

You'd think it's enough I'm the ruler of the Free World, leaders of the Worker's Revolution and the world expert on Juche. But I've still got an idiot son to deal with. He rings me to tell me he's just discovered, "this really cool thing called e-mail. You can send messages to your friends. It's like writing letters but the censors can't read it!" See what I mean by idiotic? Who am I going to leave this country to? I was never this stupid when I was growing up.

Was I?