Thursday, December 02, 2004

Things you should know

In North Korea, there are no AIDS victims, no poverty, no hunger, no begging, no dirt, no nitrogen, no McDonalds, no IT or HR departments and no stubbed toes.

This is why we call it the Worker's Paradise.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

It's not easy

I sometimes like to play a little game, comrades. I imagine what life must be like for people like you. I'll bet if you look in your heart of hearts you will find you are jealous of me. You have delusions of what my life is like. You think that I can wake up late, go where I please, do what I like, have my pick of women, feast and drink, live without inhibitions or restrictions. Once you've had your fill of that you can lock up anyone who pisses you off, watch everyone praising you on TV or at the movies, enjoy being the ruler of millions and having everyone fearing and respecting you. You can attend to affairs of state. You can play chicken with the leader of the "free world". You can get some really cool nuclear toys and still have it all wrapped up by dinner time. Then you go home and screw some delightful young beauty before gorging on another banquet.

Guess what.

That's exactly what my life is like. Hahahahahaha!

Suffer, fools. I had enough brains to get my own country so I can do all this stuff and no-one, no-one is going to take it away.

Now where's my virgin?

Monday, November 29, 2004

Why him?

Lucky bastard. He's out already. All I've got to look forward to is putting my pictures up and down all day.