I don't understand you

You think flattery is something new for me? Nominating me for awards means nothing to me. I have absolutely no doubt you damn imperialists will manipulate the results so I do not win, even though I won my last election with 100.2% of the vote...and that was before we counted the overseas ballots. The only pregnany chads that time was after a nasty incident at one poll both where a typographical error resulted in the sign reading porn booth. Highest turnout in the country.

At least your country is following in our steps: now you are having your riots at sports stadiums, just like us!

Finally proof that George W. is just a big fat bully. Now can you understand why I need nukes?